When Bitch and a Half met Leech and a Half
B1/2:
Meet me there. Meet me here
You can wait. I’ll disappear
Take my hand. Wave your wand
You think I love you. Fucking la la land
L1/2:
I’ll meet you on land. I’ll meet you in the sea
I’ll wait for you. Till you are done killing me
I’ll take your hand. Coz that is my wand
My lovely darling. These footprints are in the sand
B1/2:
But I’ll disappear. Even though you want me near
I’ll vanish like that. A puff of smoke in the clear
You talked about staying. You talked about time
But loving your heart. To me it’s a crime
L1/2:
I talked about staying. Not about a cage
Life’s a circus, sweetheart. We’re all on the stage
As long as there’s music we’ll dance the dance
And tell each other privately that we have a chance
B1/2:
We never had a chance. Coz leaving is my thing
The music may play on. But I no longer shall sing
Why don’t you get it? I am not a wife
Here, see my handbag. There’s a gate pass and a knife
L1/2:
I’ve seen your handbag. It’s actually your heart
I know I’m the bull’s eye. And you, the poison dart
There’s iron in my heart. And willingly I’m here
For you’re the magnet, sweetheart. How can I not be near?
B1/2:
You’re asking for broken pieces. You’re asking for sorrow
You’re asking for blood and tears staining your tomorrow
You’re asking for darkness. You’re asking to be alone
You adamant bastard. You’re like a dog with a bone
L1/2:
Yes, I’m asking for all that. But I’m also taking more
I’m here with my eyes open. For I’ve seen your rotten core
You thought I wanted your heart. Oh so silly you are, Bitch and a Half
It’s your soul that I want and as you leave, you’ll hear me fucking laugh